Reason #354 to stance your car

"Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder" (pabuuu4) 11/06/2013 at 14:42 • Filed to: None

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505Turbeaux > Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder 11/06/2013 at 14:45

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for discussions sake, imagine you were in the wheel well, and the cat were driving. Cat would be rollin out hard

Nibby > Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder 11/06/2013 at 14:46

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But then you are much more vulnerable to scraping the underside of your car against ice, snow, frozen debris, potholes, etc.

deekster_caddy > Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder 11/06/2013 at 14:46

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My dog loves to pee on car tires for some reason. That seems to keep the neighborhood cats away!

Nibbles > Nibby 11/06/2013 at 14:47

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Not to mention cats

dinobot666 > Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder 11/06/2013 at 14:49

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I had no idea there were more than 1 reason to stance out your car.

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Nibby 11/06/2013 at 14:51

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04sneaky - Boxers. Blowers. Bikes. And bitches. > dinobot666 11/06/2013 at 14:55

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Because of all the honeys you get?

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder 11/06/2013 at 14:56

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I bet I could find 3540 reasons not to do it.

Ilike_cougars > dinobot666 11/06/2013 at 14:56

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you mean to say there was actually one?

dinobot666 > Ilike_cougars 11/06/2013 at 14:58

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I should correct my math. The number of reasons to stance your car is 0. That's a zero.

desertdog5051 > Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder 11/06/2013 at 15:09

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So by that logic I should get a full size pickup and lift it and I would be able to eliminate all the troublesome cats in my area.

Full disclosure. I do not hate cats. I just hate to see them killing so many songbirds and then just leaving the carcasses. I do like birds more than cats, though. That is part of the reason I feed the little birds in the late season. The other is to give the hawks something to eat.

It's a "Porch-uh" > Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder 11/06/2013 at 16:26

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Starting the engine doesn't scare them out? If they're still in there by the time I'm in gear, they deserve to die.*

*This message brought to you by the good folks at PETA.

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > 04sneaky - Boxers. Blowers. Bikes. And bitches. 11/06/2013 at 17:13

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Yo bro I'm so fresh in my hellaflush dope azz Civic scrapin and destroying the subframe getting all of da bitch-ez!

joemcm > 505Turbeaux 11/08/2013 at 04:23

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^ THIS. Cats are the absolute worst.